The History of Rissington Inn 1995 – 2012 as told by proprietor Chris Harvie
June 1995 – I moved from Colenso in KwaZulu-Natal to the rundown farmhouse which became Rissington with James, my Zulu foster son, Fitz, my Weimaraner and Sport, the corgie/staffie-cross. We started the building work before transfer had taken place, working under license from the seller with an agreement that if the sale did not go through for any reason, I would have to restore the buildings to the condition in which I found them, if required to do so. (This would have been relatively easy with a sledgehammer, spray-on mould and a couple of light aircraft with buckets of water to wreck the roof). I recruited my first eight staff, of whom five are still here.
August 1995 – Transfer took place, negating the so-called “demolition clause” in the contract. 40 labourers continued with the building work in a haze of smoke from their various illegal substances.
01 September 1995 – The restaurant opened with a fixed menu, which I gave verbally for the first three years. The food included such appalling items as Souskluitjies, Lamb Shrewsbury and Marinated Oranges. Why anybody who came in those days would ever have thought of returning, I can’t imagine, but they did.
15 September 1995 – The first five rooms opened. The first clients in the downstairs rooms were still picking cement off their shoes at breakfast, as the floors were not completely dry.
25 December 1995 – We served 56 people for lunch on Christmas Day. The turkey was not ready until 4pm. We had an invasion of bees in the kitchen at 2pm. Then we had to turn the kitchen Halaal for 2 hours in the early evening for some Pakistanis (staying with us) to make chapattis, before cooking dinner for 34. The Pakistanis then sold the chapattis in the restaurant for their own gain, despite the fact that I had paid for the ingredients.
26 December 1995 – We ran out of eggs at breakfast. Apparently it takes an enormous number of eggs to make chapattis.
08 February 1996 – Fitz, my 2 year old Weimaraner, was killed by a Mozambiquan spitting cobra.
14 February 1996 – The first floods cut us off from Hazyview and the Real World. Dedicated clients walked 500yds by torchlight to eat in the restaurant until we rebuilt the road a week later.
March 1996 – We received Tourism Board accreditation and our liquor license was approved, both without any bribery, and all our telephone numbers changed overnight. UmQombothi, the Labrador, was born.
June 1996 – 120 people attended Rissington’s first birthday party.
January 1997 – We rebuilt all the dodgy steps and thatched the Amphitheatre for a ‘Celebrity’ (yes, Jayne and Tony – that’s you) wedding in February. There were 120 people at the wedding and we suffered heavy rain and a power failure during the speeches.
February 1996 – The Rissington Challenge started on SAfm. I made a few live appearances on the radio, the most famous of which was a protracted argument with cookery writer Lyndall Popper, over whether it was possible to successfully braise a pork chop.
June 1998 – 150 people attended Rissington’s third birthday with dancing on the bar for the first time. Lisa Sheard did a very plausible take-off of Abba passing themselves off as Iron Maiden.
25 December 1999 – I got engaged in front of the fireplace at Rissington.
01 January 1999 – Rissington went onto email and we got our first website, the address of which, unbelievably, was http:mzone.mweb.co.za/residents/charvie/homepage.html. (How far we have come, to be plain old www.rissington.co.za).
29 May 1999 – I got married in the Amphitheatre at Rissington – the best party I have ever been to. Aletta, a former housekeeper, contrived to sit on the bagpipes, which let out an excruciating wail during the Blessing. An omen, maybe.
12 July 1999 – The first two garden suites were completed on the site of an old rubbish dump. Squadron rum bottles still surface, to this day, in the flowerbeds, after heavy rain. We built a carport. The office moved for the first time.
31 December 1999 – The Millennium saw a 5-day celebration of friends and family. Y2K did not strike us except with a severe brain malfunction on the morning of 01 January 2000.
8 February 2000 – Hurricane Hilda hit us with 19” rain in one night. Clients were stranded and we set about emptying the cellar and rebuilding Rissington, which was closed for two weeks. The original rooms took a month to dry out completely.
29 May 2000 – My divorce papers were served on my 1st wedding anniversary. A nice touch by my now ex-wife.
June 2000 – 150 people attended Rissington’s fifth birthday.
August 2000 – My house was completed on the hill behind Rissington, with the best view on the property. Sorry! We built a new laundry and workshop. The office moved again.
November 2000 – Anton joined Rissington. In those days he barely spoke a word of English. (Some things don’t change!)
January 2001 – Melanie joined Rissington, taking us to new heights of efficiency.
May 2001 – Sandy, a young Labrador, arrived at Rissington.
January 2002 – Three new larger rooms opened next to the Amphitheatre with spectacular views down the valley and showers in the bathrooms and baths in the bedrooms, much to the consternation of one German lesbian couple who had obviously never seen one another naked. What’s the point?
March 2002 – The guide’s room was completed. The bar moved inside to the site of the old office and manager’s room. A great place to kuier. The old back bar, behind the sitting room, became a shop. The office moved again. The road moved to a flood-proof route through the mangoes next door.
June 2002 - The first and only Hazyview Annual Matchmakers Mardi Gras took place. Rissington hosted the Welsh Male Voice Choir of Johannesburg for a gig in the Amphitheatre, as well as the opening bash and a curry evening with wailing music borrowed from a corner shop in Hazyview. We all dressed up as Indians and had lotus blossoms on the tables and awful music.
August 2002 – Shaun rejoined Rissington.
November 2002 - We extended the kitchen, meaning that we no longer had to walk to the cold room through an uncovered courtyard during thunderstorms.
June 2003 – We took 12 of the staff to Cape Town for a holiday and then replaced the steps on the old building after an oversized client fell through them while we were away.
July 2003 – 75 people attended Rissington’s 8th birthday party. I didn’t know any of them and therefore vowed never do another open house party. Rissington won the Diners Club Wine Award. We knocked down the Amphitheatre and reused the grass to re-thatch the stoep. We retiled the pool and rebuilt the carport.
September 2003 – The final four magnificent garden suites opened (not entirely without bribery). James joined Rissington.
October 2003 – The power cables were moved out of the view. We built a wheelchair ramp for ageing clients and management.
01 February 2004 – I turned 40 at a superb surprise birthday organised by the staff without my having any idea (and for which, to my surprise, I paid). I felt my age immediately and took up gardening.
June 2004 – I suddenly felt young again and took on some marketing and management consultancy work for the Ambience Inn Group
July 2004 – As a result of the above decision, I suddenly felt old again. One hotel is one thing, but four is madness.
23 August 2004 – James’s and Gaby’s son, James Junior, was born, making me feel very old indeed, in my capacity as a foster grandfather.
September 2004 – The office moved again. The old office became a shop with internet access for clients and the old shop became a conference room. We resolved never to move the office again.
February 2005 – Sandy, the young Labrador, was killed by a Mozambiquan spitting cobra.
March 2005 – We finally bought some decent chairs for the bar stoep – the top spot at Rissington.
April 2005 – Melanie took her first annual holiday since she started working here.
June 2005 – Rissington celebrated 10 years… 1995-2005.
December 2005 – We held a 10-day birthday celebration for Rissington with 30 former guests and some family. Most of the guests has never met before. It was the party of a lifetime.
May 2006 - I headed off on four-month journey, driving to Murchison Falls in Uganda, and researching a book about the relative Britishness of the countries of East, Central and Southern Africa. On the way home I bought a house in the Karoo.
July 2007 - The two hillside suites opened. They offer the finest accommodation and the best views available at Rissington.
August 2007 - I became a regular contributor to Travel&Food in the (South African) Sunday Times.
October 2007 - Work was completed on the restoration of my 18th century house in Graaff-Reinet in the Eastern Cape
January 2008 - I took on some consultancy work with the magnificent Samara Private Game Reserve in the Eastern Cape, lasting until after Indaba in May
June 2008 - Melanie left Rissington and was very capably replaced by Harriet Rinashe, whom I met in a night club in Harare.
July 2008 - My book Do NOT Take This Road to El-Karama was published by Umuzi, the South African imprint of Random House
November 2008 - Sport, the corgi-staffie cross, turned 18 years old. He lived in retirement in Graaff-Reinet where aged 126 (official dog) years, he was about the same age as most of the residents of the town. He still walked every day in the Camdeboo National Park. Bull the almost-Alsation settled at Rissington.
May 2009 - Harriet left Rissington and was very ably replaced by Riaan Tolmay, a cheerful lad with a deep interest in all tourism-related matters and a particular penchant for talking about his pet falcon in the bar. We went back to the old road. The shop moved again – to a new Internet café off the office (which didn’t move again).
November 2009 – Annie the Jack Russell arrived at Rissington from somewhere down the road. The old conference room (previously the office, a bar and the shop) became the Private Dining Room.
December 2009 – Riaan, who is obviously missing his falcon more than he let on, moved back to Dubai and I decided to move back to Rissington full-time and to manage it myself. The house in Graaff-Reinet is on the market if anybody has a buyer. JJ started at his new school in Hazyview. He is now 5.
May 2010 - Sport, who had failed to retire (like me) moved back to Rissington. At 20 years old (140 canine years).
June 2010 – Work began on a new house for me and my gang at Rissington. The Rissington kitchen underwent a major refurbishment. The World Cup brought football fans to Rissington from all over the globe.
August 2010 – Rissington’s 15th birthday was celebrated with a weekend of eating, drinking and music. Sport, exhausted by the festivities, died a week later.
March 2011 - Matthew Howarth, a refugee from Lancashire, and Kanan Sinyangwe, a Zambian over whom I stumbled in my travels, joined Rissington for a few months but we don't believe they will ever leave
July 2011 - Anton departs Rissington to get a real life after 11 years of unstinting loyalty, service and occasional moodiness. Annie emigrates to Johannesburg in search of true love.
February 2012 - Guin leaves after varying amounts of loyalty and moodiness over a period of five years and we miss her more than we expected! We acquire the services of Adda and Tom, our most entertaining gappers to date. Adda becomes Head Boy in his first week and then goes on to found RADA, the Rissington Alumni Drinking Association.
August 2012 - Matthew becomes GM but continues to wear his hunky safari clothes and his Yasser Arafat scarf (for some extraordinary reason). Adda and Tom having left for the wilds of Kenya, we land a whole new batch to supplement the team including Wild Kev from Barberton, Skinny Sheila and American Jimmy. Kanan is still showing no signs of leaving despite a change of government in Zambia.